21 T-Shirts for Alcohol Brands We’d Get Drunk On
Alcohol! The cause and solution to all our problems! If you’re a Proud Drunk, you probably have your favorite type of drink: whiskey, rum, vodka. And from there you probably have your favorite brand: Jack Daniel’s, Captain Morgan, Absolute.
Odds are pretty good you also have an empty bottle of your favorite alcohol hanging around. Maybe you think it makes a great candle holder, or maybe you just like the label.
Many alcohol labels are beautifully designed. But there’s only one thing that could make them better. What if they were named after some of our favorite pop culture characters and TV shows. You know you’d buy them in crate loads!
Some of these would be no-brainers. Of course Hannibal Lecter’s face would adorn a fine Chianti. And Red Rum would have Jack Nicholson’s Jack Torrance staring monadically back at us! And these are just the tip of the ice cube in your glass of straight scotch. I’ve dug up some very fine alcohol brands we wish really existed.
Cheers!
Burgundy Scotch
Torrance Redrum
Sailor Moon Spiced Rum
Negan Rum
Super Mario Brothers Jack Daniels Label
Bob’s Burgers Jack Daniels Label
MST3K Jack Daniels Label
Star Trek Whiskey Label
Lovecraftian – R’lyeh Whiskey Gold Label
Red Hood Label Whiskey
El Duderino White Russian
Hannibal’s Nice Chianti
Hounds Red Ale
Jack’s Pumpkin Royal Craft Ale
Blackadder’s Bowel Basher
Mt. Moon Pokemon Beer
Pan’s Pale Ale
Buzz Lite Beer
Raoul Duke’s Singapore Sling
Get Schwifty
And incase you need a little sobering up:
Strange Brew
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