29 Thor Shirts to Prepare for Ragnarok
He may not be your favorite Avenger, he may not have the coolest catchphrase, but he sure is a cinematic powerhouse (not to mention his comic book origins). Fans are getting riled up as Thor: Ragnarok quickly *bolts* around the corner. (In case you’re not fluent in Norse mythology, Ragnarok is to Vikings what the biblical great flood is to Christians. In case you’re not fluent in the Book of Genesis, the biblical great flood is to Christians what the movie 2012 is to any pair of eyes.)
I was referring to the catastrophic Rotten Tomatoes score, but the movie’s actual plot works too.
Thor and Thor: The Dark World are superhero powerhouses, and Ragnarok looks like it will soon be following suit. The third installment of Asgard’s favorite celebrity saga brings back familiar faces such as Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston and introduces new names Jeff Goldblum and Tessa Thompson.
It may look a little too gritty and utterly depressing, but the end of the world tends to look that way. Either way, you can’t claim the Mighty Thor is not a true badass. He is a blond-haired beauty and illegal alien. It does not matter what planet he’s inhabiting or what civilization he’s protecting, Thor is a gorgeous specimen. This guy wields a hammer of uru, heart of gold, and lineage of intergalactic platinum. Son of Odin and (step-)brother of Loki, Thor has more fame in his family than the Kardashians and the Kennedys combined.
According to industry insiders, this may be Thor’s last stand… until his next reboot three years from now. Celebrate the God of Thunder and the impending apocalypse with a few good shirts. (They won’t save your life or anything, but you’ll look sweet as you’re annihilated.)
Thor Shirt
The Mighty Costume
Asthorix
Thor
Mightiest Dad
Labrathor
Lego Thor
The Mighty
Guitar Hero
Super Asgard Bro!
Asgard
The Hammer Drops
Hammer Time!
Son of Odin
Bee a Hero
Norse Face
Legend of Mjolnir
Arm and Mjolnir
Gotta Go…
Lokimon
Art Thou a God?
Mighty ToThoro
Thor’s Gym
Burdened with Glorious Purpose
Bear of Thunder
Mjolnir Electric Company
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