18 Fictional Cereal Brands That Are Killers


Published by Tom Misuraca in List                      Disclosure: this post contains affiliate links


There comes a time in every child’s life when they’re finally allowed to make that big decision. When they’re allowed to pick out their own breakfast cereal. It’s probably one of the biggest decisions one must make in their young lives. Which cereal do you buy? One that tastes good? One that has the best toy inside? Or one that has the coolest character on the cover?

Cereal has had some of the best spokespeople known to pop culture. C’pan Crunch was the jolly old military man who brought breakfast to the high seas. Toucan Sam followed his nose into all sorts of troubles (and I believe, later, drugs) until he found some fruity sugary cereal. And poor Tony the Tiger, can’t go anywhere in public without somebody coming up to him and saying “They’re grrrrrreat!” But that’s the price of being a cereal celebrity, right?

Sometimes some other characters will end up on boxes of cereal, usually to tie in with a movie promotion. Batman and Superman were duking it out on the cereal aisle a few years ago. Whenever a new Star Wars movie comes out, there’s some new cereal to go with it. And if you prefer real people over characters, Wheaties is always featuring some great sports figure or other.

But there are so many other characters that I can think of that need their own cereal: Deadpool, Captain Mal, The Joker. And sure enough, some creative T-shirt designers came up with brands for these characters and more. And as usual, I picked out the best of the best for you. These T-Shirts are their own special toy surprise!

Precious Loops


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Fruity Rebels


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Daft Crunch


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Captain Americrunch


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Black Wid-Os


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Chucky Charms


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Matrix Cereal


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Breaking Bran


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Franken Furter Cereal


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Captain Mal’s Krunch


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Why So Cereals?


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Dead Loops


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Planet Crunch


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Cthuloops! All New Flavors!


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I Want More Life


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Frosties King


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Prefer a hair of the dog in the morning, then check out 21 T-Shirts for Alcohol Brands We’d Get Drunk On!

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