27 Drinking Shirts for the Proud Drunk
I live in Los Angeles, which is known for promoting healthy lifestyles. Granted, I’m not a vegan or vegetarian, but I do my best to eat healthy at times and exercise. But every once and a while, I like to get downright drunk. Smashed. Blotto. Shit-faced.
With St. Patrick’s Day right around the corner, most of us our turning our attention to the day where it is socially acceptable to push the boundaries of intoxication. As opposed to most days when we don’t give a damn what society thinks.
But being drunk is becoming more acceptable. Heck, it was the state many of us were in this past election season (and some after). We’ve got shows like Drunk History, in which sloshed folks attempt to re-enact great moments in history. We all know how many fights were begun by two drunk people debating history.
I must stress that no matter how much you drink you should always respect others, don’t destroy property and don’t drive. If you’re OK with all that, then I say you have every right to drink… well, unless, of course you’re in recovery. But if you can control when you lose control, then drink away!
We’re not living in Prohibition times (yet), so go on drink and be proud! To show off you pride in imbibing in alcohol, I’ve found some shirts. Drinking too much can’t be wrong if there’s t-shirts for it, right?
If you’re tired of explaining to others your views on booze, then let a t-shirt do it for you!
I Drink Beer
I Am Going to Drink Things Through
Beer Makes Everything Better
I Only Drink Wine
I Gave Up Thinking
Weekend Forecast: Drinking
Get Rich or Drunk Trying
Now, having a little alcohol in you may make you do things you’ll later regret. If you know this upfront, why not announce it to the world? If you forewarn others, they’ll be fore-armed. And you may not have to do too much apologizing the next day.
Get Me Drunk and Enjoy the Show
I am Evil When I’m Drunk
You still may end apologizing the next day.
I’m Sorry For What I Said
But you’re not alone, there’s lots of people who like to drink along with you. Granted, most are animated characters, but hey, we’ve come a long way from Andy Capp.
It’s even more fun to see cute, clean cut characters drunk. Like what if somebody slipped Mickey a mickey.
I’m a Drunk Unicorn
And just like how there are many types of drinks and drinkers, there’s are many types of drunk t-shirts.
Keep Calm and Get Drunk
Wines and Beer
Do Mimosas Count?
Are You Drunk?
And this St. Patrick’s Day, remember, Drunk Lives Matter.
St. Patrick’s Day Drunk Lives Matter
Drunk Lives Matter
I’ll close this with the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “To alcohol! The cause and solution to all our problems!”
Drunk Lives Matter
Or, you could get drunk on love. Check out: 28 LOVE T-Shirts. It’s All You Need!