27 Drinking Shirts for the Proud Drunk


Published by Tom Misuraca in List                      Disclosure: this post contains affiliate links


I live in Los Angeles, which is known for promoting healthy lifestyles. Granted, I’m not a vegan or vegetarian, but I do my best to eat healthy at times and exercise. But every once and a while, I like to get downright drunk. Smashed. Blotto. Shit-faced.

With St. Patrick’s Day right around the corner, most of us our turning our attention to the day where it is socially acceptable to push the boundaries of intoxication. As opposed to most days when we don’t give a damn what society thinks.

But being drunk is becoming more acceptable. Heck, it was the state many of us were in this past election season (and some after). We’ve got shows like Drunk History, in which sloshed folks attempt to re-enact great moments in history. We all know how many fights were begun by two drunk people debating history.

I must stress that no matter how much you drink you should always respect others, don’t destroy property and don’t drive. If you’re OK with all that, then I say you have every right to drink… well, unless, of course you’re in recovery. But if you can control when you lose control, then drink away!

We’re not living in Prohibition times (yet), so go on drink and be proud! To show off you pride in imbibing in alcohol, I’ve found some shirts. Drinking too much can’t be wrong if there’s t-shirts for it, right?

If you’re tired of explaining to others your views on booze, then let a t-shirt do it for you!

I Drink Beer


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I Am Going to Drink Things Through


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Beer Makes Everything Better


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I Only Drink Wine


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I Gave Up Thinking


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Just Divorced


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Weekend Forecast: Drinking


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Get Rich or Drunk Trying


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Designated Drunk


Get Yours Here

Now, having a little alcohol in you may make you do things you’ll later regret. If you know this upfront, why not announce it to the world? If you forewarn others, they’ll be fore-armed. And you may not have to do too much apologizing the next day.

Drunk Texter


Get Yours Here

Get Me Drunk and Enjoy the Show


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I am Evil When I’m Drunk


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You still may end apologizing the next day.

I’m Sorry For What I Said


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But you’re not alone, there’s lots of people who like to drink along with you. Granted, most are animated characters, but hey, we’ve come a long way from Andy Capp.

Drunk Rhapsody


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It’s even more fun to see cute, clean cut characters drunk. Like what if somebody slipped Mickey a mickey.

Drunk Mickey


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Snowman Drinking


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I’m a Drunk Unicorn


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And just like how there are many types of drinks and drinkers, there’s are many types of drunk t-shirts.

Keep Calm and Get Drunk


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Wines and Beer


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Do Mimosas Count?


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Are You Drunk?


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And this St. Patrick’s Day, remember, Drunk Lives Matter.

St. Patrick’s Day Drunk Lives Matter


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Drunk Lives Matter


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I’ll close this with the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “To alcohol! The cause and solution to all our problems!”

Drunk Lives Matter


Get Yours Here

Or, you could get drunk on love. Check out: 28 LOVE T-Shirts. It’s All You Need!

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