19 Insulting Shirts to Help You Deal With Idiots


Published by Tom Misuraca in List                      Disclosure: this post contains affiliate links


Idiots. If you’re like me, you feel you’re constantly surrounded by them. Yes, you have your tried and true friend who are witty and intelligent. But between visits with them, you have to deal with everybody else. And most of the time, everybody else seems… well… stupid.

The people in your office, my God they’re dumb! And to think, some make more money than they do. Your family, especially those in-laws… Do they share a brain? And don’t get me started on other drivers. Thank goodness I’m smart so I can avoid smashing into them.

Most of the time we sit and quietly deal with these morons. Because you may look like a crazy person when you scream at them to tell them what you really think. But there’s a subtle, passive aggressive way to let them know you think they’re stupid. T-Shirts!

There was an old ad tag line that said “Say it with flowers.” That doesn’t work for dingbats. So say it with an insulting T-Shirts

The best insults almost sound like compliments, or at least start that way. Like “I’ll never forget the first time we met… Although I’ll keep trying really hard.” Or maybe a little more blunt: “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” Or simply: “You stink.”

I’ve found some of the most insulting shirts out there and now share them with you. But remember, TShirtonomy is not responsible if somebody beats the crap out of you.

If I Was a Bird


Get Yours Here

You’re in Worse Shape


Get Yours Here

I Have Neither the Time Nor The Crayons


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I’ll Never Forget the First Time We Met


Get Yours Here

If I Were You…


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I’m Sorry For All the Mean and Awful Things I Called You


Get Yours Here

Too Stupid to Insult


Get Yours Here

Your Village Called


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Row Row Row Your Boat


Get Yours Here

You Stink


Get Yours Here

At Least I Listen to The Bands on My Shirts


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Be Glad to See the Back of You


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UGH. Not You Again


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Smack Talk


Get Yours Here

Smart Quote


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I Don’t Need Alcohol to Have Fun


Get Yours Here

I Am Not Actually Funny


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Despite the Look on My Face…


Get Yours Here

Rather throw puns than shade? Then check out 19 Math Pun T-Shirts for People with Problems.

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